MichelleDenice

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.Metal (and crappy chick music)
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.The color green
.Star Trek
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.Andy Rhodes (boyfriend)
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.Doctor Horrible's Sing-along blog
.Irish Folklore
.To Kill a Mockingbird (favorite book)

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Good morning everyone, I went grocery shopping last night because I was out of just about everything. I spent what felt like about an hour or two inside of my grocery store. I was supper stoked because I was actually going to be able to have breakfast in the morning. As I was walking out of the store I heard loud noises and the ground began to shake. I looked around and saw people running around like ants do when you pour water on top of them. I was starting to feel uneasy because none of this was a good sign. Suddenly I heard a loud growling sound and looked up to see a Giant dinosaur. Naturally the thoughts going through my head were something like this “I don’t have time for this I need to get my groceries home and then go to sleep”. So I run to my car as fast as I can,put everything in the trunk, drove home to my apartment, and went to sleep. When I woke up this morning it really surprised me to see that I had no groceries. I was completely and utterly confused. I remembered going to the store I remember the dinosaur and I remembered coming home and putting the groceries away. So where is my food? As I type this out I am realizing just how stupid I sound for not coming to the Conclusion that it was all a dream immediately when I woke up. In fact I should have been aware of that while I was dreaming. Too much of it didn’t make sense even without the dinosaur. But apparently my brain just won’t work that fast when I am tired. I guess this means I actually have to go buy some food today after work. -Michelle

Good morning everyone,

I went grocery shopping last night because I was out of just about everything. I spent what felt like about an hour or two inside of my grocery store. I was supper stoked because I was actually going to be able to have breakfast in the morning.

As I was walking out of the store I heard loud noises and the ground began to shake. I looked around and saw people running around like ants do when you pour water on top of them. I was starting to feel uneasy because none of this was a good sign. Suddenly I heard a loud growling sound and looked up to see a Giant dinosaur. Naturally the thoughts going through my head were something like this “I don’t have time for this I need to get my groceries home and then go to sleep”. So I run to my car as fast as I can,put everything in the trunk, drove home to my apartment, and went to sleep.
When I woke up this morning it really surprised me to see that I had no groceries. I was completely and utterly confused. I remembered going to the store I remember the dinosaur and I remembered coming home and putting the groceries away. So where is my food?


As I type this out I am realizing just how stupid I sound for not coming to the Conclusion that it was all a dream immediately when I woke up. In fact I should have been aware of that while I was dreaming. Too much of it didn’t make sense even without the dinosaur. But apparently my brain just won’t work that fast when I am tired.

I guess this means I actually have to go buy some food today after work.

-Michelle

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